Alestorm Merch Collection USA Tour 2025 Tourshirt USA Your Pirate Ship Can Eat A Bag Of Dicks Unisex T-Shirt

Alestorm Merch Collection USA Tour 2025 Tourshirt USA Your Pirate Ship Can Eat A Bag Of Dicks Unisex T-Shirt

This exclusive Alestorm Merch Collection USA Tour 2025 “Your Pirate Ship Can Eat A Bag Of Dicks” Tourshirt epitomizes the Scottish pirate metal legends’ notorious crude humor and provocative lyrics during their comprehensive Fall 2025 American tour spanning 25 cities from September 12 through October 15, 2025, alongside special guests Gloryhammer and Glyph. The unisex t-shirt features Alestorm’s trademark offensive comedy and irreverent pirate-themed insults that have become synonymous with their identity as “the 2nd best pirate metal band in the world,” perfectly capturing their unapologetic approach to both metal music and maritime vulgarity since forming in 2004. This tour merchandise represents Alestorm’s boldest design statement promoting their highly anticipated album “The Thunderfist Chronicles” released June 20, 2025, as the band brings their legendary high-energy performances filled with drinking songs, pirate anthems, and explicit humor to iconic American venues including Brooklyn’s Warsaw, Los Angeles’ The Belasco, Nashville’s Marathon Music Works, and major festival appearances at Louder than Life and Aftershock. Concert tickets for this comprehensive tour started from $30-40 through official vendors, with special buy-one-get-one-free offers at select venues like Milwaukee’s The Rave, making it one of the most accessible pirate metal tours featuring fan favorites including “Fucked with an Anchor,” “Drink,” and “Keelhauled” that showcase their signature blend of profanity and piracy. The official merchandise embodies Alestorm’s unfiltered personality with explicit nautical insults available exclusively at venues and through their official merch store at €25.99 (approximately $28), making this provocatively-titled design a coveted collector’s item for fans of their influential discography spanning eight albums including classics like “Captain Morgan’s Revenge” and “Curse of the Crystal Coconut”. This premium cotton t-shirt serves as an authentic memento of the ultimate pirate metal experience, celebrating Alestorm’s pioneering influence in the pirate metal subgenre with their characteristic blend of folk melodies, metal aggression, and comedic profanity that has established them as unique forces in the international metal scene over two decades of seafaring metal mayhem.

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Product Details:

• Made with medium fabric (5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²)) consisting of 100% cotton for year-round comfort that is sustainable and highly durable.
• The classic fit of this shirt ensures a comfy, relaxed wear while the crew neckline adds that neat, timeless look that can blend into any occasion, casual or semi-formal.
• The tear-away label means a scratch-free experience with no irritation or discomfort whatsoever.
• Made using 100% US cotton that is ethically grown and harvested. Gildan is also a proud member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol ensuring ethical and sustainable means of production. This blank tee is certified by Oeko-Tex for safety and quality assurance.

Key Features:

• Twill tape covers the shoulder seams to stabilize the back of the garment and prevent stretching.
• Knitted in one piece using tubular knit, it reduces fabric waste and makes the garment more attractive.
• Ribbed knit makes the collar highly elastic and helps retain its shape.
• Made from specially spun fibers that make a very strong and smooth fabric that is perfect for printing. The “Natural” color is made with unprocessed cotton, which results in small black flecks throughout the fabric.
• Solid colors are 100% cotton; Heather colors, Tweed, and Russet are 50% cotton, 50% polyester; Sport Grey and Antique colors are 90% cotton, 10% polyester;.
• For all ages.
• EU warranty – 2 years.

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